The Pen

"because their gonna shank you if you don't love Jesus"

- Robert

Rap Songs

"Their all about butts, every single one"

- Robert

Thoughts on food

"I was so full it made me angry"

- Robert

Edible Creations

"Is there any cheese in that thing? I love cheese."

- George

Guess

"cause their fuzzy"

- Anonymous (Robert)

To Bobby

"I used to like you"

- Shirley

i like steak

"it's a bloomin' onion of emotion"

- Robert

Dan

"He won 25 chickens!"

- Sarah

Rap... Never makes sense

"you ain't cause your not"

-Mims

High School Job at Wendy's

"were promoting you to chicken"

- Bobby (who promptly quit)

Michael McDonald

"Sound of Satan" 

- Bobby

Morning Drive

"I have time to kick your ass before I go to work"

- Bobby

This seems fitting for BNL right now

"Cause that's where you do your heroin, duh"

- Robert

Your what?

"creative graphical monster" 

- applicant for intern 

Quote Monster

Welcome to the 2 possibly 3 people who might read this. I'm compiling all of my random quotes, funny and not so funny. 

Please feel free to add your random overheard musings.